djsavage:

You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch and had to slide across the floor on a cushion before climbing back in, Rico not only didn’t help but howled at me while i was doing it because i wasn’t paying attention to him.

gnarly:

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

katara:

some of you get dragged so hard i feel like im getting dragged for reading it…

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